A Rose by Any Other Name: Valentine Quiz

Great balls of chocolate! It’s nearly Valentine’s Day! Are you ready? Take the quiz below to find out if you’ve got the right stuff to select the perfect gift for your paramour. For each listed name, decide if it’s a rose variety, a type of dessert or a brand of wine. These are tricky, but if your results are better than chance (33%), consider yourself Cupid-ready.

  1. roseVelvet Devil
  2. Lady’s Navel
  3. Honky Tonk Blues
  4. Etoile de Hollande
  5. Purple Cowboy
  6. Floating Island
  7. Croquembouche
  8. The Poet’s Wife
  9. Mad Housewife
  10. Poire Belle Hélène
  11. Golden Wings
  12. The Wolf Trap

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Don’t Be a Bunghole: Know Your Beercabulary!

The Vocabuwheel of Beer Tasting

Allow me to apologize before we begin: as much as I like a properly aged beer, I myself am not particularly mature.That said, beer brewing is an activity rife with words and phrases easily manipulated into dirty puns. That then, is why when brewing, I am subject to fits of snorts and snickers that make even my husband roll his eyes. Below is a list of beer vocab words that make me titter (ha, ha!). See if you can correctly match them to their decidedly pedestrian definitions.

  1. Balling Degrees
  2. Bung hole
  3. Endosperm
  4. Head Retention
  5. Mouthfeel
  6. Sparge
  7. Turbidity
  8. Wet Hopping
  9. Wort

a)  The addition of the freshly harvested cones that have not yet been dried to different stages of the brewing process.
b)  The scale indicating density of sugars in wort.
c)  The starch-containing sac of the barley grain.
d)  Having sediment in the suspension; hazy, murky.
e)  The opening in the side of a cask or older-style keg through which the vessel is filled with beer and then sealed.
f)  The sensation derived from the consistency or viscosity of a beer.
g)  To spray ground grains with hot water in order to remove soluble sugars.
h)  The bittersweet sugar solution obtained by mashing the malt and boiling in the hops, which becomes beer through fermentation.
i)  The foam stability of a beer as measured, in seconds, by time required for a one-inch foam collar to collapse.

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Name that Kitchen Gadget!

In scouring the Internet for this Friday’s pop quiz, I found an OK Cupid page devoted to “singles interested in obscure kitchen gadgets.” Believe me, they covered quite a spectrum, these singles, from a chipper looking New Zealander making a peace sign at the camera to a scowling woman from Tempe whose eye shadow was almost as impressive as her cleavage.

At any rate, gadgets clearly have wide appeal and since we had fun a few weeks ago with our historic utensil puzzle, we thought we’d let our readers test their wits with some more modern marvels. If you can identify all nine of the items below, you should start your own culinary school…or at least troll for some new admirers on OK Cupid.

gadget 1gadget 2gadget 3gadget 4gadget 5

gadget 6

gadget 7gadget 8gadget 9

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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