Cheeky little scamps! I recently came across some personal ads and glamour shots that our seedlings had been planning on posting in the local paper. And you try to raise ‘em right….
Morning Glory
Long, leggy beauty seeks someone to wrap herself around. Enjoys sunrises and hopping fences. Shorties need not apply.
English Peas
Fancy a little British invasion all your own? Early bloomer seeks same. We could be like two in a…well, you know.
Rainbow Chard
Me: A colorful personality who’s not afraid to be different. You: A connoisseur who won’t skimp on the butter when you saute me over a long, low heat.
Ragged Jack Kale
Tired of that limp-legged sissy chard? Right this way, baby, to the manliest of the greens. Don’t believe anyone who says I’m too tough, though—slide me into your oven and I’ll crumble.
Why hasn’t anyone set up Ragged Jack and Morning Glory on a date?
Because he’s rough around the edges and she runs on at the mouth.